The 9th of September this year was a sad day for us all. Not only was Mozilla® Firefox™ 1.5 beta 1 released, but a shocking terrorist plan was unveiled in the Southern Asian capital.

For many of us, this does not seem like a coincidence. Not only the proximity of these two events, but the proximity of these events to September the 11th. I hesitate to touch upon such a controversial topic, but I feel a conspiracy of such magnitude cannot be ignored.

Ask yourself this – will you stand idly by and watch as these terrorists destroy our country?

In itself, the release of Mozilla® Firefox™ 1.5 Beta 1 is devastating. This release of inherently unstable and buggy software (which is what we have come to expect from open source projects) will cause a wave of browser crashes, dramatically decreasing productivity. I can only pray for businesses that have strayed from the Microsoft® faith; for I suspect their productivity may decrease exponentially.

The unstable version is purported to crash each time the browser is closed. Talk about bugs! Even N******e never did that!

If this is an attempt to crash the economy, I can only hope that it does not work. God help us all.

Spread Internet Explorer – your country depends on YOU.